Rick Riordan: Trending quotes (page 67)

“[Carter just asked when I became a ram whisperer. Do shut up, Carter]”

“Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time (LOL) and have to work hard to make something happen (double LOL).”

“You cannot imprison me!" He bellowed. "I am Hyperion! I am-" The bark closed over his face.
Grover took his pipes from his mouth. "You are a very nice maple tree.”

“I found that things weren't going well upstairs.
Carter was a crumpled heap of chicken warrior on the slope of the pyramid.”

“You're a stalker with hooves."
-Percy Jackson”

“Poseidon can come in too! We will eat you both! Seafood!”

“Staplers--- Excellent source of iron”

“I tried very hard. But I can't help it. The Fates are cruel. They sent you to me, my brave one, knowing that you would break my heart.”

“You got a stubborn
streak. When it comes to girl problems you’re clueless.”

“so mortals tend to see only what they can understand.”

“I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.”

“As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.”

“Gods tend to be selfish. Even when they're helpful, they always have their own motives. That's why you have to be careful about trusting them.”

“Once he'd even reprogrammed the electronic billboards in Time Square to read: ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO… accidentally, of course.”

“Americans are an odd bunch, but they grow on you.”

“If you were a god, how would you like being called a myth, an old story to explain lightning? What if I told you, Perseus Jackson, that someday people would call you a myth, just created to explain how little boys can get over losing their mothers?”

“It's just Annabeth mom jeez!”

“No man may be completely invulnerable.”

“Um, sorry. I cant read the last line."
"Fish. Have you stolen any fish from the holy lakes?"
"I lived in Kansas.. So.. no”