Rick Riordan: Trending quotes (page 59)

“Everybody loves to show up at the party once all the hard work is done.”

“When in doubt, start from the top.
-Jason Grace”

“Me, I’m late to meet my girlfriend. Annabeth is going to kill me.
Hope you enjoyed the stories. Stay safe out there, demigods.
Peace from Manhattan,
Percy Jackson”

“Good luck, boss. Don't let'em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjack)”

“Zeus did not answer. He was probably too busy recording my humiliation to share on Snapchat.”

“Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches!”

“Bring it on, Pinecone Face!”

“I heard Amos yell, “For Brooklyn!”
It was an odd battle cry.”

“It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.”

“So now I get the scepter?" Jason asked.

Cupid laughed.”

“You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.”

“How flattering,” I grumbled. “My soul glows.”

“Not that my regularly scheduled life was so great, but it beat getting judged unworthy by twelve bearded guys named Erik.”

“Enchiladas!" Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but it didn't seem to help much.”

“Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. "Let me get this straight. Your table ran away… because you polished him with windex.”

“Jason’s heart lifted when he saw Nico di Angelo on the front lines with the Greeks, slashing his way through a crowd of two-headed men.”

“The whole campfire idea freaked Piper out. It made her think of that huge purple bonfire in the dreams, and her father tied to a stake.
What she got instead was almost as terrifying: a sing-along.”

“Did they live happily ever after?
HAHAHAHAHA. No.”

“As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.”