Richard Summerbell: Definition

“Deviant (definition): A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of the unthinkable. A person taking any exit ramp off the freeway of self-righteousness.”

“Closet (definition): Basement suite of a heterosexual outhouse.”

“Relationship (definition): Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.”

“Right wing (definition): As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird.”

“Unnatural act (definition): Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and various heterosexual and homosexual acts are included.”

“Butch (definition): Macho with a purse.”