“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]"Don't they teach you anything in your schools?""Not about.""Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google.”Rachel Caine Source: Feast of Fools
“Faster!" Shane yelled. Eve hit the gas hard, and whipped around a slower-moving van. The firing ceased, at least for now. "You see why I didn't want you to stop?""Okay, your father is officially!" Eve yelled. "Oh my God, look at my car!”Rachel Caine Source: Lord of Misrule
“Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don'tso," Eve said, and bailed out of the passenger side.”Rachel Caine Source: Fade Out
“Welcome to Morganville. You'll never want to leave. And even if you do… well, you can't. Sorry about that.”Rachel Caine
“There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!"Unquiet spirit?" Shane said under his breath. "Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know, like Undead American or something?”Rachel Caine book Glass HousesSource: Glass Houses
“Did he just say--?""Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did.""Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.”Rachel Caine Source: Lord of Misrule
“Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle of something you just knew they'd consider wrong. Or at least risky.”Rachel Caine Source: Midnight Alley
“Expecting anybody else?' Shane asked Eve. 'Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?''Screw you, Collins.”Rachel Caine Source: Kiss of Death
“Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap. Also, bite me.”Rachel Caine Source: Kiss of Death
“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve”Rachel Caine Source: Bite Club
“You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.”Rachel Caine Source: Midnight Alley
“You'd be surprised what people will do for money that they wouldn't do forlove.Myrnin.”Rachel Caine Source: Bite Club
“She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not… you know, better.""Define BETTER with that guy.""Not all fangs and raaaaar.”Rachel Caine Source: Ghost Town
“The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in there moussing his hair for like an hour or something….""" Shane yelled from behind the closed door.”Rachel Caine book Glass HousesSource: Glass Houses
“Crosses?""Definitely""Why?""Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?""So was my sixth-grade gym teacher, but he wasn't afraid of a cross.”Rachel Caine book Glass HousesSource: Glass Houses
“I am not getting you a brain, because I am not that kind of assistant, Dr. Frankenstein.”Rachel Caine Source: Kiss of Death
“I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome.”Rachel Caine Source: Ghost Town