“I like talking to a brick wall- it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me!”
Source: Lady Windermere's Fan
“I like talking to a brick wall- it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me!”
Source: Lady Windermere's Fan
“Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”
Variant: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
“I'm a man of simple tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.”
Variant: I have simple tastes. I am always satisfied with the best
“Lord Illingworth: Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.”
Act II
A Woman of No Importance (1893)
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray and Other Writings
“The soul is a terrible reality. It can be bought and sold and bartered away.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
“Indeed, no woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.”
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest
“My dear fellow, the truth isn't quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl.”
Jack, Act I
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
“I am happy in my prison of passion”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
“It is better to be beautiful then to be good, but it is better to be good then to be ugly.”
Variant: It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.