Omid Djalili: Doing

Omid Djalili is Iranian-British stand-up comedian. Explore interesting quotes on doing.
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“What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? Asif.”

Omid Djalili

No Agenda (2007)

“Its part of a comedy cultural exchange tour: tonight, I am doing the UK and Jim Davidson is being buggered in Baghdad right now, systematically and without cessation, by United States Troops! Such fun.”

Omid Djalili

No Agenda (2007)

Parting

“So we beat the Croations at football and I was there yelling "Ah, you Crotes!" and this guy says "It's cro-at; learn to speak English." So I was about to retort when he said "Hang on, you're Omid Djalili! You're good! I said "Aww thanks." He says "What are you going to do next?" I said "I'm in a pantomime of Wind in the Willows. I play the TO-AD, OF TO-AD HALL! I get in my BO-AT! And it sinks because it can't FLO-AT! And when I get out of the river, I'm wet and cold so I put on my CO-AT! And I can't get in my house because it's full of ferrets and STO-ATS!"”

Omid Djalili

Amusing wordplay but ultimately leads nowhere. The Telegraph.
No Agenda (2007)

Guy , Learning , Football , Housing