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“We study there a lot because… what other choice does society give us, right? It's Starbucks or death, sometimes.”

Source: Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

Maureen Johnson book 13 Little Blue Envelopes

Source: 13 Little Blue Envelopes

“Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a high, keening note - kind of the sound I imagine a mermaid might make if you punched her in the face.”

Maureen Johnson book Let It Snow

Source: Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.”

Maureen Johnson book 13 Little Blue Envelopes

Source: 13 Little Blue Envelopes

“Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: Suite Scarlett

“This pool is a triumph of imagination. That's how you win at life, Gin. You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done. There's always a solution, even if it's weird.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: The Last Little Blue Envelope

“WORTH IT and perfect are different things. No one’s perfect, yet in romance, everyone becomes WORTH IT. And that’s the trick.”

Maureen Johnson

“Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!”

Maureen Johnson book 13 Little Blue Envelopes

Source: 13 Little Blue Envelopes

“What the hell is wrong with you?" he asked.
It was a good question.”

Maureen Johnson book 13 Little Blue Envelopes

Source: 13 Little Blue Envelopes

“I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours.”

Maureen Johnson book Let It Snow

Source: Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: The Name of the Star

“There is no normal. I've never met a normal person. The concept is flawed. It implies that there is only one way people are supposed to be, and that can't possible be true. Human experience is far too varied.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: The Madness Underneath

“The whole "weak in the knees" thing, which she always thought was just some idiotic expression back from the golden age of idiotic expressions, was real.
-Suite Scarlett”

Maureen Johnson

Source: Suite Scarlett

“And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?"
"A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: The Name of the Star

“Even though she had been warned, she tripped over the bike. She probably tripped because she'd been warned and was telling herself not to trip over the bike. She did that sometimes. It was often easier not to know what obstacles were in the way.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: The Last Little Blue Envelope

“It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: The Name of the Star

“It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: The Name of the Star

“Were you playing with Stuart?" she asked.
The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it.”

Maureen Johnson book Let It Snow

Source: Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.”

Maureen Johnson

Source: The Madness Underneath

“Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.”

Maureen Johnson book 13 Little Blue Envelopes

Source: 13 Little Blue Envelopes