Kresley Cole: Trending quotes (page 4)

“She'd never seen a monster like that before, had never heard of one in all the Lore. When she grappled with the question of what it was, her sharply honed scientifical mind deduced one answer: manbearpig.”

“You are so naive, it physically aggrieves me.”

“And speaking of females, if I call you by one's name while my fangs are plunged deep in your neck, just run with it.”

“You gave her your heart, and she gave you the bird.” Nïx sighed. “Songs will be written about this.”

“Inside the half-basement, they found Wroth alongside Garreth, grappling to hold up the ceiling.
The vampire's voice was incongruously calm when he asked, "What kind of idiot would find this a worthy plan?”

“Lothaire, I’ve met dirt younger than we
are.” -Nix”

“Remember my titles? I don't get poisoned, I do the poisoning. I'm the Princess of it”

“Now, undress for me and let me see what’s mine.”

“Blah, blah, blah. Demon boy, I can't speak that language. Furthermore, I don't want to pollute my brain by learning it. So it's time for you to learn mine. First lesson-I'm Say-been. I'm oft described as byoo-tee-full and mah-jest'ick.”

“I’m so sleepy.”
“My beautiful girl, dawn nears. And all good vampires are to bed.”
She eased up, arching a brow at him. “Then you’ll stay awake.”

“Nïx : Poach her portal. So going on a T-shirt.”

“Damiãno is hot,” Lucia murmured, then realized she’d spoken aloud. “And by that, I mean, I respect his mind.”

“Human orgasm, firecracker. Vampire orgasm, blast.”

“My relationship with Jackson had felt fated. Whatever I had with Aric felt . . . endless.”

“This morning Jackson had told Matthew, "You mention death one more time, and I"ll knock you into next week.?"
"Already been there," Matthew had answered.”

“Death wants to gank me. Must be Tuesday.”

“I will fight any battle for you, crush any adversity. Because you are mine, beautiful girl. I love you so madly that the past before you feels sane…”

“Fuckhead:
The name’s MariKETA.
Go to hell,
The WITCH, doing a creepy spell somewhere right now.”

“Chase, I've tussled with vibrators stronger than your charge throwers.”