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“Sadly, I hate foreigners. And Americans. And animals. And flora, and some fauna. Also the magma that is the very core of this our mother earth. I'm full o' hate!”

Joss Whedon

“I'm not big on regret. It's not on my schedule.”

Joss Whedon

“Time is what turns kittens into cats.”

Joss Whedon

Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed.”

Joss Whedon

Source: Firefly: Still Flying: A Celebration of Joss Whedon's Acclaimed TV Series

“So, no more running. I aim to misbehave.”

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Variant: I aim to misbehave.

“My soul is wrapped in harsh repose,
Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes,
But soft… behold!
A sunlight beam
Butting a swath of glimmering gleam.
My heart expands,
'tis grown a bulge in it,
Inspired by your beauty…
Effulgent.”

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“You are talking crazy-person talk. Put your words in word places please.”

Joss Whedon

Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Time of Your Life

“I mean, I knew I wasn't a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren!”

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“What's plan b?'
'We all die now.'
'What's plan c?”

Joss Whedon

Source: Astonishing X-Men, Volume 4: Unstoppable

“Whatever makes you weird, is probably your greatest asset.”

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“When Roseanne read the first script of mine that got into her hands without being edited by someone else she said, 'How can you write a middle-aged woman this well?' I said, 'If you met my mom you wouldn't ask'.”

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“Misogyny… is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who is confronted with it.”

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“Love is for children. I owe him a debt.”

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“To read makes our speaking English good.”

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“Do you love me?
What?
Do you?
I love you. I don't know if I trust you.
Maybe you shouldn't do either.
Maybe I'm the one who should decide!”

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“How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place?

I read his mind.

I matched his DNA.

I smelled him.

I also did that.”

Joss Whedon

Source: Astonishing X-Men, Volume 1: Gifted

“Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.”

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“Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight.”

Joss Whedon

Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Long Way Home, Part 3