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“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”

Jim Butcher book Small Favor

Source: Small Favor

“Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.”

Jim Butcher book White Night

Source: White Night

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”

Jim Butcher book Fool Moon

Source: Fool Moon

“Harry Dresden: Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.”

Jim Butcher book White Night

Source: The Dresden Files, White Night (2007), Chapter 1, Opening line

“If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.”

Jim Butcher book Changes

Source: Changes

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

Jim Butcher book Blood Rites

Source: Blood Rites

“Harry Dresden: Dresden Taxidermy. You snuff it, we'll stuff it.”

Jim Butcher book Mean Streets

Source: The Dresden Files, Proven Guilty (2006), Chapter 24
Source: Mean Streets

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

Jim Butcher book Small Favor

Source: Small Favor

“A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.”

Jim Butcher book Blood Rites

Source: Blood Rites

“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”

Jim Butcher book Vignette

Source: Vignette

“My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.”

Jim Butcher book White Night

Source: White Night

“That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.”

Jim Butcher book Small Favor

Source: Small Favor

“There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.”

Jim Butcher book Ghost Story

Source: Ghost Story

“Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!”

Jim Butcher book Blood Rites

Source: Blood Rites

“Carlos Ramirez: Everyone else who lets me ride on their dinosaur calls me Carlos.”

Jim Butcher book White Night

Source: The Dresden Files, Dead Beat (2005), Chapter 41
Source: White Night

“How long have you been a Wiccan?'
'A what?'
'A pagan. A witch.'
'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'
Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?'
'Wizard has a Z'
He looked at me blankly.
'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.”

Jim Butcher book Death Masks

Source: Death Masks

“Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.”

Jim Butcher book Cold Days

Source: Cold Days

“‎It isn't enough to stand up and fight darkness. You've got to stand apart from it, too. You've got to be different from it.”

Jim Butcher book Fool Moon

Source: Fool Moon

“And thrice do I say to thee… bite me.”

Jim Butcher