Jim Butcher: Trending quotes (page 5)

“Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel.”

“Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”

“Harry Dresden: Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.”

“If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

“Harry Dresden: Dresden Taxidermy. You snuff it, we'll stuff it.”

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.”

“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”

“My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.”

“That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.”

“There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.”

“Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!”

“Carlos Ramirez: Everyone else who lets me ride on their dinosaur calls me Carlos.”

“How long have you been a Wiccan?'
'A what?'
'A pagan. A witch.'
'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'
Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?'
'Wizard has a Z'
He looked at me blankly.
'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.”

“Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.”

“‎It isn't enough to stand up and fight darkness. You've got to stand apart from it, too. You've got to be different from it.”

“And thrice do I say to thee… bite me.”