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“Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"

Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd… prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.”

Jim Butcher book Ghost Story

Source: Ghost Story

“The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.”

Jim Butcher book Cold Days

Source: Cold Days

“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.”

Jim Butcher book Skin Game

Source: Skin Game

“Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.”

Jim Butcher book Cold Days

Source: Cold Days

“Kincaid, evidently exhausted himself, drew a gun, took the safety off, placed it on his chest, and went to sleep too.

"It's cute," I whispered to Murphy. "He has a teddy Glock.”

Jim Butcher book Small Favor

Source: Small Favor

“Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head.”

Jim Butcher book Blood Rites

Source: Blood Rites

“Uh, the Council," I said. "Big shock, they aren't helping."

Murphy looked like she might be asleep, but she snorted. "So we're on our own."

Yeah."

Good. It's more familiar.”

Jim Butcher book Changes

Source: Changes

“If I stay, they'll kill me… If I go, at least everything that wants me dead won't be taking it personally.”

Jim Butcher Captain's Fury

Source: Captain's Fury

“Each creature had something it excelled at, he supposed. Humans could manage knots easily, and cats could do everything else.”

Jim Butcher book The Aeronaut's Windlass

Source: The Aeronaut's Windlass

“We all must die. There is no better way to do so than in the pursuit of something you love.”

Jim Butcher book Death Masks

Source: Death Masks

“They say we wizards are subtle. But believe you me, we've got nothing, nothing at all, on.”

Jim Butcher book Storm Front

Source: Storm Front

“I'd hate to find out that the universe really wasn't conspiring against me. It would jerk the rug out from under my persecution complex.”

Jim Butcher book Grave Peril

Source: Grave Peril

“I grunted. “She’s not a delicate princess,” I said. “She’s a warrior. Warriors have enemies. Sometimes warriors get hurt.” I felt my jaws clench. “And then their friends even things up.”

Jim Butcher book Skin Game

Source: Skin Game

“Erlking,” I told her. “Big-time bad guy. Wants to eat me.”

“Why?” she asked.

“Well. I met him,” I said.”

Jim Butcher Proven Guilty

Source: Proven Guilty

“The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground.”

Jim Butcher book Cold Days

Source: Cold Days

“I just stood there staring, because while I've seen a lot of weird things, I hadn't ever seen that.”

Jim Butcher Dead Beat

Source: Dead Beat

“There are moments in your life that, when you look back at them, you realize were perfect.”

Jim Butcher book Skin Game

Source: Skin Game

“Thank God for imminent doomsday.”

Jim Butcher book Cold Days

Variant: Thank God for wisecracks.
Source: Cold Days