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“I'll tell you what love is" I said, "It is blind devotion, unquestioning self humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world, giving up your heart and soul to the smiter.”

Jasper Fforde book Lost in a Good Book

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“You'll like it here; everyone ismad.”

Jasper Fforde book Lost in a Good Book

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

Jasper Fforde book Something Rotten

Source: Something Rotten

“the best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe”

Jasper Fforde

Source: Shades of Grey

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

Jasper Fforde book The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“Reality TV was to me the worst form of entertainment--the modern equivalent of paying sixpence to watch lunatics howling at the wall down at the local madhouse.”

Jasper Fforde book First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“…Tell me, has anything odd happened to you recently?
What do you mean, odd?'
Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.”

Jasper Fforde book Lost in a Good Book

Source: Lost in a Good Book

“Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.”

Jasper Fforde book The Well of Lost Plots

Source: The Well of Lost Plots

“You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library.' She pointed to the shelf opposite. 'Over there was, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.”

Jasper Fforde

Source: Shades of Grey

“True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good--and we all know how rare that is…”

Jasper Fforde book The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“What is there to forgive?… Ignore forgive and concentrate on living. Life for you is short; far too short to allow small jealousies to infringe on the happiness which can be yours only for the briefest of times.”

Jasper Fforde book The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.”

Jasper Fforde book The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote, I must be dafter than I look.”

Jasper Fforde book The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair

“Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.”

Jasper Fforde book First Among Sequels

Source: First Among Sequels

“History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times.”

Jasper Fforde book Something Rotten

Source: Something Rotten

“Ordinary adults don't like children to speak of things that are denied them by their own gray minds.”

Jasper Fforde book The Eyre Affair

Source: The Eyre Affair