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“Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

Water

“Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

Night

“Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob Hope: Why do you want Jack's pants?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

Hope

“Bob Hope: [finding some coins tied with string in Jack's trousers] When you ask this kid for a loan, and he says his money is tied up, he isn't kidding. This is an obstacle course for pickpockets.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

Money , Hope

“Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

Understanding

“Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: What do you mean, you think? Can't you tell?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

Thinking

“Jack: I want to look tanned, not lumpy.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Hope: You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

Hope

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: What's the matter?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)