“Bob Crosby: That's like keeping the smog and throwing away Los Angeles.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Bob Crosby: That's like keeping the smog and throwing away Los Angeles.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life.
[long pause]”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Thug: [repeating] Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Variant: Mugger: Look bud. I said, your money or your life.
“Rochester: I think I cut you.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Liberace: What do we have for dinner?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Mugger: Your money or your life.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955)
“Rochester: You mean that shiny one with the three points on it?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Bob Hope: Why do you want Jack's pants?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Bob Hope: Let's not do any jokes we didn't plan on, eh.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)