Famous Ian Hislop Quotes
“If this is justice, I am a banana.”
Statement to the press outside court, following losing a libel action brought by Sonia Sutcliffe, wife of Peter Sutcliffe, the "Yorkshire Ripper", on 24 May 1989, quoted in UPI article http://www.upi.com/Archives/1989/06/05/If-this-is-justice-I-am-a-banana/2768613022400/ and Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=rjLTsncFKCgC&pg=PA154
“I do have a residual belief that, if at all possible, you should try not to mock the weak”
The Daily Telegraph http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/9692766/Inside-the-Private-world-of-Ian-Hislop.html, 29 November 2012.
And I always say, 'No.'
Parkinson, ITV, 19 November 2006.
At the Leveson Inquiry, 17 January 2012.
“The trouble about working on a tabloid is that they tend to be run by bullies.”
Room 101, BBC, 9 February 2007
On capital punishment in the United Kingdom. Question Time, BBC, 22 September 2011.
