Gina Barberi: Trending quotes (page 2)

“Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants.”

“We look just like meat!”

“Radio From Hell (June 17, 2005)”
I'm evolving damnit!

“I'm writing it in breast milk.”

“Stick your snout in there.”

“Daylight trick-or-treating is stupid.”

“Nice guys never have a soul patch.”

“What do you need fish balls for?”

“Hey, for many years I had nothing to thrust.”

“You'd be shiny and glossy and resist dust.”

“I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the news.”

“Will it taste like cheese!?”

“I don't like to eat in the dark.”

“I'd like to have a sit on a few things.”

“Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.”

“I would have starved in the old west.”

“If Someone had brought me drugs, I would have taken them.”

“What if the deaf person falls down?”

“Is this from one of those smart foods you buy?”