Gina Barberi Quotes

“I tripped and fell and posed naked for a magazine.”

“I don't like to put the whole thing in my mouth.”

“I only eat bacon socially.”

“I don't like to eat in the dark.”

“Will it taste like cheese!?”

“Now my muff smells like steak.”

“I wanted a decorative pot to keep my hose in.”

“Jane Seymour made my I. B. S act up. I had to leave the room.”

“Eeewww… Sewer coon.”

“I wish I could forget my panties.”

“I left my muff in Park city.”

“We should all be marsupials.”

“My brains are going out my nipples.”

“He thought I was a hooker!”

“You don't want to drop your gonorrhea. It's a mess.”

“I certainly haven't stuck my face in the wilderness.”

“There's not enough Mason Adams jokes.”

“High-definition Paxton butt.”

“Are we ruining boobs for you?”

“It seemed like an awful lot of trouble just to be naked.”

“Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants.”

“We look just like meat!”

“Radio From Hell (June 17, 2005)”
I'm evolving damnit!

“I'm writing it in breast milk.”

“Stick your snout in there.”

“Daylight trick-or-treating is stupid.”

“Nice guys never have a soul patch.”

“What do you need fish balls for?”

“Hey, for many years I had nothing to thrust.”

“You'd be shiny and glossy and resist dust.”

“I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the news.”

“I'd like to have a sit on a few things.”

“Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.”

“I would have starved in the old west.”

“If Someone had brought me drugs, I would have taken them.”

“What if the deaf person falls down?”

“Is this from one of those smart foods you buy?”

“I got a good job in a punchbowl.”

“It's hard being a girl with nothing to thrust.”

“The poor can’t hold their liquor.”

“I had no idea I had such a memorable cervix.”

“Did I trip and fall into a geek show?”

“I have some strange muff.”

“There goes my muff.”

“I am the Pharaoh's wife.”

“Hey there zombie pants.”

“I could be a prostitute!”

“Check your balls!”

“They suck with a caveat.”

“God bless my boobies.”

“I didn't ruin the show!”

“Just cruise around until you see whores.”