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“My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)…thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35…I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.”

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"My Name Is" (Track 2).
1990s, The Slim Shady LP (1999)

“Let the president answer a higher anarchy. Strap him with an AK-47, let him go, fight his own war. Let him impress daddy that way. No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil.”

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"Mosh"
2000s, Encore (2004)

“Now you get to watch her leave out the window, Guess that's why they call it 'window pane.”

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Love The Way You Lie
2010s, Recovery (2010)

“These rappers are like Hunger Games/One minute, they're mockin' Jay/Next minute, they get their style from Migos or they copy Drake”

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"Fall"
2010s, Kamikaze (2018)

“More pain inside of my brain than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade!”

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"My Dad's Gone Crazy"
2000s, The Eminem Show (2002)

“Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.”

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"My Name Is" (Track 2).
1990s, The Slim Shady LP (1999)

“My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein operated on.”

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"Still Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 20).
1990s, The Slim Shady LP (1999)

“Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup”

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"Underground".
2000s, Relapse (2009)

“I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact I've sacrificed everything I have. I never dreamt I'd get to the level that I'm at. This is whack, this is more than I ever coulda asked. Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood or mask, what about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that? It's like the boy in the bubble who never could adapt. I'm trapped, if I could go back, I never would've rapped.”

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"Say Goodbye Hollywood"
2000s, The Eminem Show (2002)

“How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at the teacher? "Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?" "Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"”

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"Who Knew"
2000s, The Marshall Mathers L.P. (2000)

“I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger.”

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"Not Afraid"
2010s, Recovery (2010)

“You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album.”

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"Just Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 15).
1990s, The Slim Shady LP (1999)

“Remember me? I'm the one who burned your house down/But I'm out now/And this time I'm coming back to blow your house up/And I ain't gonna leave you with a window to jump out of!/Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms/And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms/And when I'm going to hell and I'm getting ready to leave/I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe!”

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"Bad Meets Evil" (Track 19).
1990s, The Slim Shady LP (1999)

“My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate.”

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"My Name Is" (Track 2).
1990s, The Slim Shady LP (1999)

“They threw me out the Ramada Inn, I said: 'It wasn't me, I got a twin! Oh my god it's you, not again!”

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"As The World Turns" (Track 17).
1990s, The Slim Shady LP (1999)

“Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly”

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Kim
2000s, The Marshall Mathers L.P. (2000)

“There's a seven disc C. D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.”

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"Seduction"
2010s, Recovery (2010)

“My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall), I have a disease and they don't know what to call it.”

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"Just Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 15).
1990s, The Slim Shady LP (1999)

“You could try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay them. But, you won't take the sting out of these words before I say them.”

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"Not Afraid"
2010s, Recovery (2010)

“I'll never forget that Christmas, I sat up the whole night crying ‘cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job, but his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom.”

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"Mockingbird".
2000s, Encore (2004)