Eminem: Trending quotes (page 2)

“What is life? Life is like a big obstacle, put in front of your optical to slow you down, and every time you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground. What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends, but they're really your enemies with secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors, so just when you're close enough to be brothers, they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking. What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny. Money is the root of all evil. Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down. What is life? I'm tired of life!”

“It's too late to start over, this is the only thing I know”

“There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.”

“How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row?”

“My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?”

“Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we´re dealt. We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip ém, don´t expect no help!”

“Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline: The pain is such a sudden rush for me!”

“And Dr. Dre said … nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!”

“But then of course everything always happens for a reason”

“Summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?”

“I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.”

“I act like shit don't faze me
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive
But then I see my baby
Suddenly I'm not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into her eyes”

“I can't change the way I am… but if I offended you, good, 'cause I still don't give a fuck!”

“There's vomit on his sweater already — Mom's spaghetti.”

“Don't do drugs.”

“Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip?”

“Music is like magic. There's a certain feeling you get when you real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit."”

“You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo!”

“It's never too late to start a new beginning”