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Dara Ó Briain is Irish comedian and television presenter. Explore interesting quotes on right.

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“(on a line in the movie 2012) " 'The neutrinos have mutated.' Now, for the non-nerds here: neutrinos are tiny, sub-atomic, really really almost massless particles, they're released in nuclear breakdowns, like in the sun, for example. Five hundred trillion of them pass through your bodies every second. They can't mutate. Their structure is fundamental to the structure of the universe. Right? They can't just change. He might as well have gone, 'The electrons are angry'."”

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Dara Ó Briain: This is the Show (2010)

Universe , Change , Sun

“Right now I would take homeopaths and I'd put them in a big sack with psychics, astrologers and priests. And I'd close the top of the sack with string, and I'd hit them all with sticks. And I really wouldn't worry who got the worst of the belting with the sticks.”

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Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)

“I'm not a religious man, right, I don't even believe in God. But still Catholic, obviously.”

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Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

God

“Here's my favorite little fact. If anyone is ever described to you as a nutritionist, just be slightly wary, right? What they're saying may be perfectly true, but "nutritionist" isn't a protected term. Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist. "Dietician" is the legally protected term. "Dietician" is like "dentist", and "nutritionist" is like "tooth-i-ologist.”

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Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)

“There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff here under "That's grand"; then it moves into "Ah, now, don't push it"; and finally to "Right! You're taking the piss."”

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And that's where the police sweep in.
Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

Law