Charlie Sheen: Likeness

“(on whether he is bipolar.) Wow, what does that mean? … What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not going to happen. I'm bi-WINNING! I win here and I win there. Now what?”

Charlie Sheen

On Good Morning America February 28, 2011

“It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

Charlie Sheen

On Good Morning America February 28, 2011

Children

“It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.”

Charlie Sheen

Additional quotations collected by Slate

“You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”

Charlie Sheen

On Good Morning America February 28, 2011

Way

“They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that”

Charlie Sheen

On TMZ, February 28 2011

“I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.”

Charlie Sheen

On TMZ, February 28 2011

Fish