Brian Clevinger: Need

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“If you travel, do it smart. I need as many of you alive to buy as many things as possible. It's a cycle, you see, shaped like a pyramid.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051224

Travel

“Do you know what I need? A hammer built out of a starship. It just seems practical. Something like that would have dozens of uses around the home. All of them needlessly apocolyptic, probably, but when you've got a doom hammer, every problem is meaningless once the interstellar dust settles.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060729

Home , Problem

“It occurs to me that I really need a picture of Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard driving Optimus Prime through space. I would follow either of them into the gates of hell without question or hesitation.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060622

Hell , Question

“(referring to a broken sign displayed at a fireworks stand)"It says FIRE ORKS. And the arrow on this particular sign points down a twisting dirt road that is quickly engulfed in a darkened forest. I really need to get around to vandalizing that sign. Maybe adding something like "This way lies doom" to the bottom."”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051227

Way

“Dammit, Skittles bag. How can you call yourself a rainbow of flavors when you're all green? They do this to oppress us, you know. He who controls the Skittle, controls the means of production. They know no one needs that many greens. Even if you like green, you can't like it that much. One day, Skittles, one day soon, there will be a reckoning. To each according to his ability, to each according to his red flavor need.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060328