Brian Clevinger: Day

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“Today [July 4] is the day that we, as Americans, celebrate our Independence Day from the aliens who invaded our world, presumably for conquest of some kind. Or that's my understanding at least, as I cannot read.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060704

World , Understanding , Reading

“(discussing how long he has been playing a particular game)"I thought it's only been three days. Hard to tell without sunlight."”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060520

Game

“(after describing all the negligent drivers he encountered that day)"So let's hope I was a quantum magnet for all bad luck on Earth and the rest of you are able to stay safe tonight as a result."”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051231

Bad luck , Hope

“Dammit, Skittles bag. How can you call yourself a rainbow of flavors when you're all green? They do this to oppress us, you know. He who controls the Skittle, controls the means of production. They know no one needs that many greens. Even if you like green, you can't like it that much. One day, Skittles, one day soon, there will be a reckoning. To each according to his ability, to each according to his red flavor need.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060328