Brandon Sanderson: Trending quotes (page 16)

“a depressed person doesn't want you to try and cheer them up. It makes us
sick.”

“A woman's mind is her most precious weapon. It must not be employed clumsily or prematurely. Much like the aforementioned knife in the back, a clever gibe is most effective when it is unanticipated.”

“I've found you can ignore half of what Dox tells you and not miss much-except for maybe they occasional complaint that you're spending too much.”

“Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done.”

“At times, it seems to me that to be human is to want that which we cannot have. For some, this is power. For me, it is peace.”

“That could be solved," Siri said, "Perhaps it would help if you refrained from speaking when others are present. I think I should find you quite amiable in those circumstances.”

“Surprisingly, it was in my mouth," he said, "I always forget to check there.”

“… imaginary things were often the only items of real substance in people's lives.”

“I have a headache"
"You can't get headaches"
"So you're fond of telling me.”

“The motivations of men. They never make sense. And they always make sense.”

“Of course not," she agreed, "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic.”

“The nature of morality must be considered, and preferably before one is exposed to situations where a moral decision is required.”