I'm Swiss (2005)
Bill Maher: Trending quotes (page 6)
Bill Maher trending quotes. Read the latest quotes in collectionBut I'm Not Wrong (2010)
Victory Begins at Home (20 January 2004)
Be More Cynical (2000)
New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali (2009)
“I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.”
The Golden Goose Special (1997)
But I'm Not Wrong (2010)
"From Elites to Jesus" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sNJhphi7U
Real Time with Bill Maher
The Decider (21 July 2007)
Crazy Stupid Politics (2012)
That's how you got 72.
Victory Begins at Home (20 January 2004)
Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
I'm Swiss (2005)
Thirty oxycontin?! Do you have any idea how high that is?! I don't, and I've been pretty high!
I'm Swiss (2005)
“Couples should explore their mutual fantasies.”
There's no such thing as a mutual fantasy. Yours bore us; ours offend you.
Victory Begins at Home (20 January 2004)
The word "amendment" itself means, "We had another thought! We re-thought something!"
Be More Cynical (2000)
“Work in the fields? Senator, I'm a house nigga.”
Real Time With Bill Maher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prqM4Q9zQFE (02 June 2017)
New Rule: ‘Progressophobia’, (2021)
New Rule: ‘Progressophobia’, (2021)
“Why do we allow the people who just want to bitch to always win?”
New Rule: ‘The Woke Olympics’, (2021)
New Rule: ‘The Woke Olympics’, (2021)