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“My attitude is one of unswerving devotion to myself. I am single-minded in my pursuit of money, fame and power. I also collect spoons.”

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“Shaun: Smoking: It has been found that 25,000 people die each day from smoking related illnesses. But scientists have proved, conclusively, that this number would be halved if divided by two.”

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“Shaun: You know, when you sponsor a child like Doris here, you’ll be doing more than just putting food on her table. If every Australian gave a dollar a week to someone like Doris, that would guarantee her a weekly income of about 18 million dollars. Almost a billion dollars a year. That buys a lot in Doris’ village. Enough coconuts to stretch from here to Neptune transported in solid gold space shuttles fuelled by burning bank notes. Does seem a bit excessive doesn’t it?”

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“Shaun:: Ant farms: cruel and barbaric, or not that bad really? Outspoken chimney sweep Leon Spack has his say.”

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“Shaun: Remember, a dog is not just for Christmas. It can also be for a birthday. In fact, you can eat them all year round.”

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“Shaun: Worried about dry skin? Concerned about lines and wrinkles? Then visit a burns unit and get some perspective.”

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