“Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Kill the Dead
“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Butcher Bird
“We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence.Or insanity.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Butcher Bird
“I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey
“I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Butcher Bird
“The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Kill the Dead
“If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Sandman Slim
“Don't drink too much.""When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop.""I'll have to get a shorter name.""I'll have to forget how to spell it.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Kill the Dead
“The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Aloha from Hell
“Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Kill the Dead
“Don't talk. Kill it."That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Kill the Dead
“Let me finish my beer." (Stark)"Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Kill the Dead
“In this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray to, you will never have more than what you have at this moment.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey
“It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed.”Help us translate this quoteRichard Kadrey Source: Aloha from Hell
