Patrick Allen citations

“Behold the E4 Udderbelly! An Edinburgh Festival venue that's a ruddy inflatable cow!”

“In 1885 we invented music television. We just didn't bother telling anybody.”

“Big Shiny Films in your Dinky Little Home”

“Do I care? No I flipping well don't!”

“Chucking Spunky Tunes In Your Tellybox”

“Paris squashed against Britney in your gaff”

“Only we has got Six Chuffing Feet”

“He's the popular high school jock. She's the geek nobody can be bothered to speak to. You'll never guess what happens next! Well…you probably will.”

“I Scream! You Scream! We all ruddy well Scream!”