Michael Richards citations

“Whats the matter, too much for you to handle?”

“Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?”

“Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage.
- responding to the heckler saying "You're not funny! You're a reject! You never had no shows! You never had no movies! 'Seinfeld' that's it!"”

“Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!”

“Ohh I guess I gotta quit because I said nigger”

“What was uncalled for? It is uncalled for you to interrupt my ass you cheap motherfucker!”

“You can talk! You can talk! You can talk! You're brave now, motherfucker! Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Ooh! Ooh! All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried beneath, you stupid mother fuckers!”