Maureen Lipman citations

“She taught us Hygiene. And you know what that meant: s-x, pr-cr-ation and p-r--ds.”

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Maureen Lipman

How Was it For You?

“The make-up sat on the surface of my skin like scrambled egg.”

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Something to Fall Back on

“Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.”

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Something to Fall Back on

“I'm a games player by nature. Don't get me wrong. Nothing that involves movement. Like leaving my chair.”

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How Was it For You?

“The plans of mice, men and Maureen gang aft a cock-up.”

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Maureen Lipman

How Was it For You?