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“Oh, sit down! You're as dumb as he is!”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWymt7oX8as
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

“You're going to keep your mouth shut until I come to you and ask you a question, then you're going to speak; otherwise Byrd will take you outside until you understand the rules, 'cause here, I'm in charge.”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3L8c0Dv_M&feature=related

“I want you to stop getting hysterical over NOTHING!”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Sd5ZGlaZ0
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to have a good memory. If you lie, you're always tripping over your own tie.”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly
Source: http://www.youtube.com/user/JJMinisodes#p/u/7/hpLSM73I6ZM ("If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" - Mark Twain)

“I don't care about your stress! You should care about my stress; I'm older than you are! (25 Aug 2016 show)”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

“Your lawsuit is such a crock of baloney.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9XiHQBe1k
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

“I'm not 25, and I'm not 5'8". But I know when someone is pulling my leg.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8B09JYv4Hs&feature=channel_video_title
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky

“"Yep" is not an answer!”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

“I don't know why a 57-year-old man would loan an 18-year-old cashier at Whole Foods $250. I don't know why a man would do that. But I can tell you one thing: my husband's not going to Whole Foods anymore.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixef04_4NLE&t=19s&index=1&list=UU3QQg392IdRXlV3Sr5d9vdw
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being funny

“after someone in audience applauds, causing plaintiff to burst into tears: If there's any more noise from our gallery, you're gonna leave. Got it?”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9XiHQBe1k
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

“Let me explain something to you, Fresh Mouth: I'm the only one who makes jokes.”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

“to a young woman who was being sued by her aunt for a loan for breast augmentation: And instead of her paying it back every month, you should pay it back every month - certainly you don't go in and get bigger breasts while somebody is sitting there paying back money that they "gave" to you during the course of an emergency! And I don't care if she's harassing you and your family, because quite frankly, you deserve to be harassed! Judgment for the plaintiff in the amount of $3500, that's all.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxMNzzx3vE
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

“Don't be a wise guy in here, sir. There's only one wise person in here - and that's Byrd.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37tcUYWijiw
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being funny

“Try not to be too nervous. I only digest litigants on Thursday.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH5TQ1ZXWNc&feature=channel_video_title
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being funny

“to a defendant's witness wearing torn jeans: I'm looking in your direction trying to figure out whether you accidentally tripped on your way coming into court today, or whether you selected those pants because you thought that they were attractive.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChzfBGmOirQ&list=UU3QQg392IdRXlV3Sr5d9vdw&index=6
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

“Consider yourself having been reasonably humiliated in front of ten million people. Now, without saying another word, turn around, and find the exit. Goodbye.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLQ3fw-7_hA&feature=bf_next&list=UUNOaQAKNIBe0AHquR9ttP0g&lf=plcp
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

“to a defendant who claimed he was receiving Worker's Compensation for a bad knee: Well, what did you think you were going to do for UPS, deliver babies?”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3L8c0Dv_M&feature=related
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being funny

“You pulled out a gun, and you shot the gun over FLOWERS! Are you a MORON?!! … You should be hiding under a rock, not acting as plaintiff in a lawsuit!”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cYWq1bm_Q
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

“Let me tell you something. This is my playpen, and I get the last word.”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xn3kw50kS0&feature=related

“to a young woman suing a former friend for a broken toilet: The toilet broke while she was using it - that doesn't mean that she broke it, and it doesn't mean that she's responsible for it! Toilets break - I had one just break in my apartment last week! Cost me $650 to put in a new toilet! You think I went around to try to find the last person who sat on it? [audience breaks into laughter] Don't be STUPID! GROW UP! That's all.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STuOR7RE5Oo
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

“I don't care whether you had a 30-day notice, a 3-day notice, or a partridge in a pear tree!”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

“Let me tell you something: if you live to be a hundred, you'll never be as smart as I am in one finger.”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky

“Judy: [to Byrd] Put him outside.
Byrd: Put who outside?
Judy: [points to defendant] Him.
Byrd: Him?
Judy: Him.
Defendant: [muttering under his breath as he is escorted out of court] Oh, man. The story of my life.
Judy: [to plaintiff] Mr. Britton's fifteen minutes of fame is over.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLQ3fw-7_hA&feature=bf_next&list=UUNOaQAKNIBe0AHquR9ttP0g&lf=plcp
Dialogue

“Judy: Listen to me very carefully, sir. I don't want you to give me the Dumb Routine. Do you know what I'm talking about? If you're dumb, I'll know you're dumb. If you give me the dumb routine, I know it's a dumb routine.
Defendant: Yes, ma'am.
Judy: I know the difference, Mr. Carey. Do you understand that?
Defendant: [grinning] Yes, ma'am.
Judy: Okay, very good. Now we understand each other, sir. Believe me, by the time this is over you're not gonna be smiling.”

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Dialogue

“Judy: [yelling at defendant, who is being sued for bleaching plaintiff's clothes and has just cursed at plaintiff in court] LISTEN TO ME!!! Where do you think you are? You think you're on Springer? [audience laughs] You're NOT! You're NOT! You wanna go to a therapist, go someplace else---
Defendant: No, I don't need a therapist.
Judy: Listen to me!
Defendant: I don't need to see a therapist… [continues trying to talk over Judy]
Judy: Only one person is going to have--only one… judgment for the plaintiff in the amount of $5000! Your counterclaim is dismissed!
Defendant: Excuse me? No! What about my computer? But what about my computer? But what about my computer?
Judy: [getting up to walk off the set] That's all. Your counterclaim is dismissed.
Defendant: …and you just gonna walk away like that? That don't even make no sense! What about my computer, I don't get no chance to say nothin'…
Judy: [over defendant's continued protests] I told you - I told you: it's my playpen, I have the word. Goodbye, go someplace else!”

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Dialogue

“If I could fine you for stupid, I would fine you for stupid.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIZrjbP0BZY
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky

“Mr. Britton, don't be a wise guy, because I'm gonna mop up the floor with you if you're a wise guy to me. This is my playpen, not yours.”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky

“I got you ten ways from Sunday, madam!”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky

“DON'T SPEAK! See how fast I can get the smile off your face?”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky

“I mean, did you think I was just a fake person here, that they picked out of, you know, that they picked out of a supermarket? Didn't you think that I had any legal experience at all, sir?”

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Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky
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