Jeremy Clarkson citations

Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson, né le 11 avril 1960 à Doncaster, est un présentateur et journaliste britannique spécialisé dans l'automobile. Il coprésentait l'émission Top Gear avec Richard Hammond et James May jusqu'en 2015, et est éditorialiste pour les quotidiens The Sunday Times et The Sun. Wikipedia  

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Jeremy Clarkson: Citations en anglais

Jeremy Clarkson citation: “Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.”

“Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.”

Variante: Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.

“Cars are some of the most intoxicating, most beautiful things ever forged by mankind.”

Voice-over introduction to Forza Motorsport 5 (2013)
Contexte: Cars. To some, they're just transport. A convenient alternative to highly-flammable dirigibles or walking. But you- you understand that cars are far more than this. They are our history. They mark the moments by which we define decades. Cars are some of the most intoxicating, most beautiful things ever forged by mankind. They represent the glory of technology, the essence of freedom, and have been the weapons in some of our most gripping sporting battles. They grip us, they cheer us on, they hold us up as heroes. So this is about the love of all things four-wheeled and fast. This is a shrine to power, to speed, to metal made beautiful. This is where dreams are driven. Welcome to Forza.

“The engine sounds like Victorian plumbing — it looks like Victorian plumbing as well, to be honest.”

The Times March 22, 2007, reviewing the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article1549519.ece

“There's one other thing too. No car can truly be great unless it's a Ferrari.”

Jeremy Clarkson livre Born to be Riled

Source: Born to be Riled (1999), p. 23

“They were out of ideas after just five miles. The Royal Navy vessel had approached unseen, fired unseen, and simply disappeared”

I Know You Got Soul (2004)
Contexte: When the Argentine light cruiser Belgrano was hit by two torpedoes from the snout of Conqueror, a British hunter-killer, the enemy escort ships immediately gave chase. They were out of ideas after just five miles. The Royal Navy vessel had approached unseen, fired unseen, and simply disappeared.

“Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.”

Top Gear, 2 November 2008; as quoted in "Clarkson joke sparks complaints" http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7707641.stm, BBC News, 4 November 2008
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“It’s terrible. Biblically terrible. Possibly the worst new car money can buy. It’s the first car I’ve ever considered crashing into a tree, on purpose, so I didn’t have to drive it any more.”

Sunday Times May 17, 2009, reviewing the Honda Insight 1.3 IMA SE Hybrid http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article6294116.ece