Chetan Bhagat citations

“The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you can’t even tell who is who.”

“Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.”

“Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.”

“Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.”

“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

“How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

“Don't be serious, be sincere.”

“When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.”

“The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.”

“From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.”

“The pretty girl is always right.”

“A wise man can be a fool in love.”

“Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do”

“Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

“Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.”

“She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?”

“Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them"….”

“The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice…”

“In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!”

“… but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.”

“Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.”

“preety girls behave best when you ignore them”

“Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk”

“The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us.”

“It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.”

“can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape my love”

“Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.”

“But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.”

“Progress is building something lasting for future.”