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Bill Hicks, né le 16 décembre 1961 à Valdosta, Géorgie , décédé le 26 février 1994 à Little Rock , était un humoriste américain. Wikipedia  

✵ 16. décembre 1961 – 26. février 1994   •   Autres noms Bill Melvin Hicks, 比爾·希克斯, بيل هيكس
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Bill Hicks: Citations en anglais

“[mimics someone complaining about second hand smoke] Good theory. But guess what, if I don't smoke there's going to be secondary bullets coming your way, 'cause I'm that tense.”

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Sane Man (1989)

“I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes].”

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Sane Man (1989)

“Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys that like to lie in a tub while other guys pee on him?”

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Filling Up the Hump (1993)

“"Now, you have to tighten your belts, because we, your leaders, mis-spent your hard-earned money." Know what would make tightening my belt a little easier? If I could tighten it around Jesse Helms' scrawny little chicken-neck.”

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Rant in E-Minor (1997)

“[to audience member] How much do you smoke a day sir? [the man says a pack] Pack! What a little puss. Gosh, why don't you just put a dress on and show it all to us while you smoke your little faggoty pack. C'mon, swish around for us. Damnit that pisses me off. I go through two lighters a day, dude. I'm starting to feel it.”

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Sane Man (1989)

“Now, you have to tighten your belts, because we, your leaders, mis-spent your hard-earned money.”

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Know what would make tightening my belt a little easier? If I could tighten it around Jesse Helms' scrawny little chicken-neck.
Rant in E-Minor (1997)

“How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck?”

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Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
Shock and Awe (2003)

“The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.”

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I'm Sorry Folks (1989); this title may refer to a bootleg recording of a live performance.

“Dinosaur fossils? God put those here to test our faith.”

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Source: Revelations (1993)
Contexte: I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else—the idea that God might be … fucking with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around, [pantomimes digging] "We'll see who believes in Me now! I am the Prankster God. I am killing Me!"

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well—you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”

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Source: Revelations (1993)