Andrew Dice Clay citations

“When you jerk off, you’re saying “Hey, I care about me.””

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Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Rules (1991)

“I like a bush. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. And I hate when they put cologne on it. They dummy it up with cologne like you don’t know where you are. I like that nice natural scent of salmon.”

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Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Rules (1991)

“What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad!”

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Andrew Dice Clay

Dice Rules (1991)