Greg Behrendt citations

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“He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.”

“big plans require big action”

“Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.”

“Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time”

“An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.”

“… you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.”

“Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.”

“Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.”

“People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.”

“The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.”

“You are not easily forgotten.”

“Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges”

“We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.”

“Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.”

“So many of us find ourselves saying, “but he was so great!” Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on vacation. Things changed and it’s important to remember that they did.”

“There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.”

“Better than nothing is not good enough for you!”

“First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend”

“Meeting someone you like and dating him is supposed to make you feel better, not worse.”

“Hey, Hot Stuff, Can’t wait till you get over that guy you were with. He sounds like a real jerk. Hope it’s soon. You’re way too tasty to be alone for too long. Come find me. I’m out here waiting. Your Future”

“Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself”

“It’s very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less - even a vague pathetic facsimile of less - than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don’t settle for less.”

“I’m about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: the word “busy” is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes.”

“A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.”

“If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.”

“Is he making you happy? I don’t mean some of the time, on rare occasions, not that often, “but the good still outweighs the bad.” Does he make it clear in his actions every day that your happiness is important to him?”

“He's just not that into you.”

“If he was so great, you'd still be together.”