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“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality
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“There's nobody like Andy, and there never will be. He'll hate hearing this, but he's an American original.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

Jeff Fager, Chairman of CBS News and Executive Producer of 60 Minutes — quoted in CNN, Longtime CBS newsman Andy Rooney hospitalized, CNN Wire Staff, October 26, 2011, Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/25/showbiz/andy-rooney-hospitalized/index.html,
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“I wish people who sell things would stop trying to guess how many of something we want to buy. I want to buy things one at a time.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

[Andy Rooney, w:Andy Rooney, 9, Twofers, Years of Minutes, 2003, PublicAffairs, 978-1586482114]

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“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality
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“Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

Source: Sincerely, Andy Rooney

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