Martin Svoboda

“That’s the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, in the end leads to liberation and dignity.”

“You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.”

“The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.’”

“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down.”

“Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe.”

“Be happy. It really annoys negative people.”

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth… Then he said, “Let there be light.” Which means he made the entire universe in the dark!”

“When I see a headline ‘Guess who’s going out with who?’ I don’t guess, and I don’t click.”

“Some of you are really smart. You know who you are. Some of you are really thick. Unfortunately, you don’t know who you are.”

“My mother has always been unhappy with what I do. She would rather I do something nicer, like be a bricklayer.”

“I never really studied business in school. I kind of wish I had, but how boring is that?”

“You are enough just as you are.”

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”

“Pancho was a bandit boys
His horse was fast as polished steel
Wore his gun outside his pants
For all the honest world to feel
Pancho met his match you know
On the deserts down in Mexico
Nobody heard his dying words
That's the way it goes
All the federales say
They could have had him any day
They only let him hang around
Out of kindness I suppose”

“Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.”

“You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!”

“Behind every successful man, there stands a surprised woman.”

“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.”